Parody of The Raven

Since "The Raven" has old and weird words, I have written it with
all the words transitioned to modern language.

It was dark and dreary, and I was tired and weary
from cleaning the toilets the day before.
When someone came tapping, a slight rapping,
tapping gently on my front door.

Who could it be? Let's look and see!
I thought and touched the door.
Surely it is just a visitor,
a visitor, nothing more.

Ah, I remember a maiden of the name Lenore,
who bent down and scrubbed the floor
whilst I played XBox and said nothing more.
It might be she who is at the door.

"Lenore," I said, "your forgiveness I implore,"
for I sitting down and doing nothing more
whilst you kneeled down and scrubbed the floor.
With that I flung open the door.
Darkness, and nothing more.

I stopped, then drooped, and closed the door.
Then I heard a tapping louder than before.
But from the door I heard nothing more;
the window was tapped, not the door.

This mystery, I thought, shall be explored,
it's just the wind, nothing more.
I reached up and opened the window,
there sat a raven perched upon the door.

"Begone!" I shouted. "Get off mah door!
You are just a bird and nothing more!
What in the name of Jersey Shore
are you doing perched upon my door?"
Croaked the raven, "Nevermore."

"Nevermore?" I questioned. "Your name is a bore!
It's as ridiculous as the cast from Jersey Shore!
So begone, you bird! Off mah door!
with a name like that you shouldn't even touch mah door!"
Said the raven, "Nevermore."

I started to get angry, steam shooting from my pores.
Then I calmed down immediately, feeling remorse.
"You might be a bore, perched upon my door,
but you are a bird, and nothing more."
Mumbled the raven, "I am Lenore."