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Parody of The RavenSince "The Raven" has old and weird words, I have written it with
all the words transitioned to modern language.
It was dark and dreary, and I was tired and weary
from cleaning the toilets the day before.
When someone came tapping, a slight rapping,
tapping gently on my front door.
Who could it be? Let's look and see!
I thought and touched the door.
Surely it is just a visitor,
a visitor, nothing more.
Ah, I remember a maiden of the name Lenore,
who bent down and scrubbed the floor
whilst I played XBox and said nothing more.
It might be she who is at the door.
"Lenore," I said, "your forgiveness I implore,"
for I sitting down and doing nothing more
whilst you kneeled down and scrubbed the floor.
With that I flung open the door.
Darkness, and nothing more.
I stopped, then drooped, and closed the door.
Then I heard a tapping louder than before.
But from the door I heard nothing more;
the window was tapped, not the door.
This mystery, I thought, shall be explored,
it's just the win
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